01 July, 2007

What the Bleep Do We Know?

From Rotten Tomatoes the critical consensus is as follows: Educational, but as entertainment, it'll have viewers asking, 'What the bleep?'

Well I don't care about entertainment. I care about education! And I'd been trying to grasp some quantum physics, so I thought I'd give this movie a try. My in-depth meta-analysis of the educational, entertainment, and every other category of value you can think of involving this film is as follows:

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

Not only was I asking myself "what the bleep", but "what forms of physical torture could possibly exist to keep me interested in this?" The answer was soon apparent: None.

Rating: Swanlike

Comments:
so, the movie actually stole intelligence away from you?
 
I wouldn't doubt it. Definitely fair to say that my will to live was decidedly less strong while watching it, I did die a little on the inside, and whatever time I spent watching it is time I'll never get back and I would rather have spent it stabbing myself in the leg.
 
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